but by your theory literally anything is possible :( so there could be a universe where inanimate objects are alive? so I’m going to believe that?
Technically, anon, yes, there is some universe out there, where you shit out a magical sentient turd and the two of you go on wacky Ren & Stimpy style adventures together. However, its unlikely that you’ll find anyone who’s kin of that turd, and even if you did, unlikely they’d consider you their creator.
Here are some reasons you’re unlikely to run into Your Friend the Sentient Turd.
1) There are an infinite number of people dying and being reborn in the multiverse, and only 7 billion people on this planet. So while there’s someone who’s kin of your turd in some universe, it doesn’t have to be this one.
2) people tend to awaken as kin when they have traumatic, or important, or unresolved experiences related to their kinself. Being a wacky sentient turd doesn’t lend itself to an emotional connection between lives.
3) people tend to awaken as kin when they see depictions of themselves that remind them of their past. Nobody has written a movie or comic about your turd, so the person who might be kin with them has no context.
4) most people who get kinfeelings don’t recognize them or know what fictionkin is. If your turd was incarnated in this universe, they probably dont know it, but just remember your ass in their dreams.
5) people who honestly remember being really embarrassing things tend to be very quiet about them, because they have something you’ve never heard of- dignity.
